cross-posted from: https://news.abolish.capital/post/46966
Not many scientific studies sound like a Bond film, but ours really does involve lasers, sharks and doctors (of research, not the evil kind).
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Literally, my brain is flooded with Dr. Evil upon seeing lasers and sharks in the same sentence. I can’t think about anything else until i look away.
I have a gun in my room. Give me five seconds, I’ll come back and blow their brains out.
You just don’t get it do you Scott?
Fricken laserbeams
Even sharks deserve a warm meal
Beat me to it. Respect.
EXACTLY what I thought
Frickin’ laser beams!
Fun entirely tangentially related fact, if you want a fun disposable email for random online services you’ll never use again, try https://www.sharklasers.com/ !
That’s clearly a juvenile tree shark
Landshark.
knock, knock … “Candygram!”
That shark does not look happy
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Pew pew
doctors (of research, not the evil kind).
I’m sure the folks at Unit 731 told themselves the same thing.
(This is a joke.)
Ok…but that actually soundsreally really cool!
If they get the reference, they pass




