The most powerful people in the world are fucking idiots.
It’s almost like luck and nepotism are more important for success than ability.
Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.
Edit: feel free to quote me if I’m wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?
Celebrity deathmatch anyone?
Never pick a fight with an android. I thought everybody knew that.
We all know Musk is gonna talk big talk and then do everything in his power to try and come up with excuses to back out last minute.
Like he always does.
Say what you want about Zuck but IIRC the dude has been actively learning martial arts for awhile, no? Isn’t that one of his hobbies he has talked about before?
He spends his time in VR training like Neo.
In a cage? Why not a small sub near the Titanic?
Reality really did take a strange turn back in 2020 didn’t it? This decade just gets weirder and weirder.
The world ended in 2012, and the rest is a simulation.
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Can we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?
Hey now, badgers are lovely creatures
Rich people desperate for attention.
I’m with you on this one. Seems like the richer you get the more validation you need. I don’t understand why we are giving them this attention either. I came here looking for people making jokes about how silly this is and that is not what I got
This! And on top of that the article casually mentions that Musk frames cis and cisgender as slurs on Twitter!! This seems much more relevant to be posted here. I just hope Twitter died already…
say what you will about zuck, but he is not an attention whore. Especially when you consider he made a social media site designed to get people to overshare.
I think we can all agree to lose the keys to that cage, right?
Then throw it in the ocean, right? I’m just asking questions.
How is that not the Onion
I so want to see this happen but I feel like there will be so many rules and padding that it’ll end up being a borefest.
Cage match, anything goes! It’ll bring in huge audiences.
They gotta bandage their hands then dip the bandages in glue then in broken glass.
Imagine the army of personal trainers on each side
I place the blame for this squarely at the feet of Al Gore.
The internet was a mistake.
RIP to satire. Reality broke and now fiction can’t keep up.
The simulation is broken and keeps generating nonsense.
My money is on Fuckerberg. At least he stays in shape with his billions. I don’t understand how Elon is so fat when he can pay people to literally put healthy food in his mouth like a baby.
I invest in Meta since I figure I’d better make money off of Zuck if he’s gonna make money off of me, and I’m curious if my money is literally on him. This seems like the type of universe where stock prices could fluctuate based on whether or not the CEO has a better punch than the other guy.
I’m putting fifty quatloos on the android!
