There’s no way they didn’t mean the layer of tp dust that comes from some extra soft brands of toilet paper.

Even if the claim ends up being true, you can literally just read the messages that were sent and realize see that the summary was wrong.

Sms/iMessage typically. I started using WhatsApp because my wife’s from south America, where they commonly use it.

Friend, I think you need to reconsider your world perspective a bit. Not everyone is out to get you all the time.