My company (small, < 50 people) basically did an informal survey and then CEO said that working from home is here to stay, with the option to work in the office whenever we want (and some do).

I guess that because the interior isn’t a vacuum, the slow-moving air molecules were able to dissipate heat.

Yeah, I intended the question to come across as kind of a joke. My uncle doesn’t really spend time online, but he needed a computer to look for jobs. He is living in my basement though, so I do have some concern about what comes over our network. But I wasn’t planning to actually do anything beyond my typical pc setup.

I love this!

I think it just takes up to a few hours for changes to propagate to all the DNS servers.

Who the fuck has conversations about people’s attractiveness? That shit is boring.

Nah. Just basic Azure stuff.

I just tried to do a certification exam with these pricks a few hours ago. It was my first time and I was not expecting the degree of privacy-violating photos they would need of my workspace. I work in my bedroom and my desk wasn’t clean enough. I think. I could barely understand what the guy was saying due to his thick accent. I think I got disconnected twice and just gave up. Fucking scam. All for a worthless piece of fucking paper to prove I can do the same job I’ve been doing for the past 13+ years.

There’s a special place in my heart for shitty pizza.

Somestimes I go by Chuck.

My mom was a nurse (now retired) and she worked night shift part time, so she was never able to get into a regular sleep schedule. It got even worse when they switched her to 12-hour shifts two days a week. She still has trouble sleeping through the night, except now it’s mostly because of the cats.

I think that fox news and other right-wing propaganda media must be dealt with first. Otherwise they’ll continue to demonize any movement that attempts to fix things and ensure that nothing changes.

Would fans pay to watch a short, fat guy write code while wearing nothing but his underwear (and sweat pants, and a slightly over-sized t-shirt)?

I’m not getting the messages at all. I’m on android with the Google messages app, and the others have iphones.

Starting a new group chat sounds like a good suggestion, especially since the other group chat I’m in seems to work.

I am. That’s interesting. I didn’t change any settings, but maybe an update did something.

I’m an organ donor, but I suspect my organs won’t be worth much by the time I’m done with them.

I have a Laravel app I’ve been maintaining for about ten years that will make you hate PHP as well.

I once chose to read a Tom Clancy book over the summer for a book report in the following semester (I enjoyed those Rainbow Six games from the 90’s, so the books would probably be cool too right?). I stood up there in class and was like “I’m gonna be honest, I couldn’t bring myself to read more than half of this.” And the teacher was like, “I don’t blame you.”

My money’s on choking to death on a burger while sitting on a toilet and jerking it to a picture of his daughter.

There’s a reason my mouse has buttons dedicated to copy and paste.