Ooh rain! Nice to cool off a bit, today was a stinker

Excuse me mods? Pilk here is inciting discontent. I suggest a temp ban for one month

Ham cheese and tomato croissant please

I love how you wrote your review 🤣🧟‍♂️

I was planning on going yesterday with a friend but it fell thru. Now I don’t mind waiting a few weeks for more empty cinemas

Only thing his one brain cell thinks about is goblin (some snacks)

Can I please have chicken ala balaclava?

Up since 4am to watch UFC because it’s randomly in Azerbaijan so unusual time. Have a hot water bottle under my jumper 🧊Gunna need a nap today

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The cheese won

The question is, to eat cheese before going to bed, or to not eat cheese?

My new Kmart trackies have been putting in work 🙏

Aldi $4, 400g lasagna review:

Two fancy cheeses please 🥺

Three normal person servings of spaghetti carbonara and a Portuguese custard tart

They’re probably being overly cautious with the deadline. I work at a super fund and we’re telling people to pay it before end of the day Monday. Realistically though, I’d say most transfers made by Wednesday are probably going to be okay. (This is not advice, make your contributions ASAP people!)

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My puny brain can’t understand either of you

I have no idea if what you just said makes any sense at all or if it’s a joke

Hmmmm… I’d like some brains on this chilly morning please chef, uncooked, neurons still firing (if possible)

Peek-a-boo!