Once everyone six months or so I get a craving for McDonald’s. Today was one of those days. I stopped by on the way home from work and got myself a quarter pounder with bacon, lettuce, tomato and McChicken sauce (just the burger). Not bad at all. Would try again – in six months or so.

Congrats 🎉

Could I please open the box and consume the contents?

😍

This is why I don’t speak anymore

I found: “promptly got railed on the hood of our ol’ Datsun” to be a beautiful and poetic turn of phrase!

🤗🤗🤗

Omg baby Mickey is even more cute than grown up Mickey, didn’t think that was possible

You’re a poet 🤣

35/50

Birthday cake for Simon please

Just parted with my mother who will be leaving Melbourne tomorrow at like 6am. Good times. Weather for her stay turned out so much better than anticipated. I’ve copped a moderate sunburn which I don’t mind at all because I’m probably vit D deficient normally - and dont mind some extra colour on my skin. Today we didn’t do much, roam around Albert Park lake, into Prahran to suss the market and get lunch, the home for a few beers on the balcony.

Triple espresso and an eggplant shakshuka

Gooooood morning pumpernickel munchkins!

For my last missing days:
I would like one pizza and coffee, one roasted pork and veges.
Cheers 🍻🍻🍻🍻,
And I’ve just finished day three with my mum who hasn’t been to melb in 30 years. We’ve packed in: South Melbourne brunch and market, south bank stroll, NGV, dumplings (her first in 20 years), QVM (first Borek) Botanic gardens, random city strolling, st Kilda pier and strip with pub and food. museum, Thai food, many tram rides, fancy coffees. She is pooped from the walking (so am I) and tapped out early today. Last day tomorrow will be chill because her back is hurting. Albert Park lake and good lunch.

Same.
Edit: what about https://lemmy.world/u/Force_majure123
Still error

It would be https://lemmy.world/u/Force_majeure1234

Omg.
My Force_majeure1234 is shadow banned or something. I’ve been posting for days and nothing. No upvotes or replies. I made new account force_majeure12 and same thing. @Nath@aussie.zone pls help

Test

I shall henceforth be upgraded to: force_majeure1234 shout out to Nath for his time spent helping me!