Actually started using this at work too now, as the entire file menu part of Word 365 is an utter garbage fire.

Eyes up the “Cannibalism” square on his 2026 bingo card

Not unless you’ve had a swami bless it, or you may as well not have bothered.

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Bright House has entered the chat.

My telly barely cost any more than that.

Take two micro-processors into the shower?

Why is he still there then? We’ve known this for years now.

Is this loss32?

David Bowie’s death.

Nation With “Fearsome Warrior Spirit” Afraid Of Upsetting Big Baby

That’s like saying AIDS is not as bad as Cancer.

Er, we do. It’s called the NHS.

Ending Of The Bible Explained

A monarchy where succession is decided by trial-by-combat though?

What the fuck is going on with the feet?

I think it’s a joke on “sex workers”.

I was trying to be more positive this year, but that’s the worst plural I’ve ever seen.

Block everything.

Is this a Tim Heidecker character?