I bet he sues Apple over this.

I didn’t say it was untrue.

Every accusation is an admission.

I hereby award you the “Royal Order of the Bonespurs!”

Magic Omnibus is my favorite song by The Who.

Don’t worry! Once the newly poured concrete has cured, they’re going to cover it in gold tin foil and it’ll be fabulous.

Shit’s so bad over here, I just run around making assumptions. My bad.

The rise of the American Taliban is beginning.

Snake Oil Feedback Loop achievement unlocked.

If you have a good credit union, you should be able to set up an extra account and you only use that account to pay these extortion bills. Electronically transfer funds in from your main account, and never give anyone access to your primary.

WE KNOW IT WAS YOU, MOLLY 0xFFF

“It’s time to get back to our roots around free expression.”

–Marky Mark

Same as Florida… but for different reasons.

Not all heroes wear capes.

I’m still trying to figure out why I left FidoNet.

Ask the boss if we can draw for Secret Santa early this year and cheat so I get his name.

The people downvoting this comment have CTE.

Rodgers should just shut up and dribble.

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please take Mar-a-lago.

“I may be forced to face minor consequences for my actions.”

Fixed that headline.