

it is nice to not cause a stampede because people think a fire broke out


if only there was some sort of product designed specifically to alleviate the need for nicotine when you can’t smoke, like some sort of chewing gum with nicotine in it…


so you’re saying it has bonus functionality?


i only really trust warranties from stores, because they actually have repair departments you can go to, and if both parties decide it’s best to just get you a replacement then they have stock in the store and you can just pick the new one up right away.


it’s so wild to read about how other people treat mattresses, to me they’re like like pillows: i’m not going to spend a lot of money on it and i expect to get a new one every couple years.
i’ve never even understood spring mattresses and all that, just give me a big thick piece of foam and fabric!


it’s such a shame there’s no way to get a child when you’re single, wouldn’t it be great if you could, like… “adopt” a child to care for?


no improve living conditions, only birth!


I also always note how these discussions seem to utterly forget about the ability to raise kids communally, it’s perfectly possible to just want to raise kids part time, e.g. by having a friend or sibling’s kids over for the weekends so their parents get some time to themselves.


me? gaygaga


overpopulation is not a problem, that’s a fascist talking point
We have an abundance of space and resources, they just have to be distributed equally.


from what i’ve seen they’d consider that a better outcome


seriously, there are so many fucking games at this point that the problem is just finding the ones you like.
Remember: Old games are still perfectly fine, people enjoyed them in the past so you can probably enjoy them now, they don’t just become obsolete 5 years after release.


being standard isn’t an excuse, it makes it even more egregious.


i wish agents would at least try to not be insufferable about it, tell me “yeah i know, that’s the way it is” or something so i don’t feel like i’m trying to communicate with some sort of advanced fungus colony…


there are 2 solid low-cost mobile carriers here in sweden, and i literally do this with them. Just hop back and forth every 4 months and you get some sort of deal every single time.
It’s profoundly stupid and makes me hate modern society just that little bit more.


also like, he’s already been hard and genuine, why does he need to keep trying? he made it, he got popular and make music about how his life sucked and whatnot, just retire.


it’s fucking baffling, even the people we all remember as being the definition of evil are also remembered as being quite serious (in public at least), but modern fascists seem utterly hell-bent on being remembered as parodies that were somehow 100% real
hey now be fair, there are absolutely sports fans who think the teams they dislike would be paid too much if their salary consisted of lethal injections.