Polaris2k 4 lyfe

They won’t.

online nom de plume I’ve been using since last century

Oh i do not need escalation

nah, workplaces previously paid super on stupid fucking rotation like every four months. So they wouldn’t have noticed earlier.

The law has changed, but I believe that kicked in this year.

Last night was bad. Today is gonna be worse.

couldn’t see the notch, but the excessive tail length, extended snout and rotundness were all very present.

Another reason it can’t be mice: We know for a fact there are rats in the area. And mice are fucking terrified of rats

needed a love song

I did one for shits since my mother’s family tends to either chronically low iron, or haemochromatosis (usually along gender lines) and I was curious.

friggin’ thing could not detect any iron in my blood lol

got a decent look at the small squeaky beast that’s been investigating my compost heap and look. I’ve had pet mice and I’ve had pet rats, and that thing actually looks like a dunnart!

I slept weird because of cats being adorbs, today’s gonna be a harsh one

Check yo iron levels. They’ve been repurposing that mountain of covid casettes for things like FE tests and fun stuff so you can get a basic normal / abnormal test at the chemist cheap as

I had a mate say stuff like that. Turned out he was on a whoooole lotta meth

Company: We have to have a phone portal, but we are going to chronically understaff it and blow out the wait times. This will dissuade customers from bringing us issues to resolve!

Me: First question: ya ever seen the Community episode Social Psychology?

had an idea so crazy it’s brilliant:

at the moment, private courier companies can choose to be overseen by the postal ombudsman. Of course they don’t, so as a receiver you can go fuck yourself when they steal your shit.

Make it compulsory. The aramex fines alone would increase our GDP 200%

For me it was crossed teeth that meant wearing a plate through primary school, working very hard to overcome talking like thish and then five years of italian lmao

Wrong.

we have two issues

One is crusted old cumstains losing their shit about the presence of Visible Teenagers after the social media ban. They can go fuck 'emselves

The other issue is teens on illegal wattage ebikes that are souped up to 50/90kmph and ridden in areas not designed to have things at that speed tearing through them. Because of pedestrians, kids, horses, etc.

I have been asked this question so many times it’s become a meme amongst my friends. I was born in friggin burwood.

It’s a combination of preciser than aussie normal diction and a broader vocabulary.

Hearing his lordship putter in the brewery with his automated pot filler and the resulting massive hammer slam from the solenoid and ohhhh that’s what happened to the washing machine hoses…

Goreamn aramex. Offically "onboard for delivery " for a week

why do people use these cunts