Imma gonna call him winnie the pooh all I want and you can’t stop me
now to make some burritooos for freezing, then roll out the cheesy naans (also for freezing)
got a fetchbox? When they reboot they can wake a tv that powers on hdmi signal.
I haven’t even told you about the sauerkraut crock
Soon we shall have basement brewery with a section for my maceration and distilling and also a pickle shelf. For pickles.
Wooo brewery all sorted and bagged out with dust sheets for the back wall repoint…looks like a fuggen murder dungeon now.
We both have very black senses of humour so i’ll keep the running commentary to the family
it be like that.
trying to eat a tuna sammich. The kittens are massing. They have taken the kitchen and the hallway. I have barred my office, but cannot hold them for long. The paws scritch at the wood…mews. mews in the hall. I cannot get out. I gobble mouthful after mouthful until my chest chokes with bread. A bell rings behind me…I cannot get out…They are coming.
I got one of those silicon thingies 'cos i was sick of paper bag use, it’s awesome. Kernels in de bowl, bowl in de microwave, pop pop pop, bowl in my lap, popcorn in my mouth. Herfdenerf.
Don’t even need an air popper, paper bag and plain kernels in a microwave works fine
It’s a cranky shitbeast held together by bailing wires and spite, but i broke it once so i’m still ahead of the game
my uniseals for patching the tank interlinks came on Monday but I threw my back out on Sunday so I couldn’t get into the tanks yesterday and while better today, it’s too cold for me to be dipping my arthritic paws into tanks full of fucking ice water. Why is life so unkind.
I’d believe it. I tripped over a cat, stepped on a food bowl correcting myself, staggered closeau-like across the room and slammed into the back of a kitchen chair.
5mm rotator cuff tear.
bruce goose for normal wears, for cold weathers I gots my tradies socks
ah yes, the reaction of people when you show up with The Cane. grrrrrr.
god dammit I was going to start on the garage this week
“No it’s not, and you know it”
Feel free to throw in some "dickhead"s as well, if they’re gonna come in bad faith you don’t have to be polite. Talk garbage, expect pain
Warning: cat will never get off it.
wooo last few feet of the path beaten into submission. That’s over half a metric ton (literally, 600kg) road base compacted by hand. Hopefully sunday’s rain is rich and fulsome, I’ll see if there’s any problems or dishes on the new part, correct, then SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND for my pavers
yo, just in case you weren’t aware that was an arsehole response from your father.
You hear a family member scream in the middle of the night you tend to go kicking in doors and if they sleepin’, you disrupt that bad dream stat
Brisk repointing (well, gouging out the old shit) noises occurring under dining room floorboards. Felines are intrigued.