yes
I’m a lesbian, but y’all femboys look fine as hell just sayin

oh no i understand this one 💀

there is nothing to fix

the supplier to my grocery store might be picking them early and having them ripen in transit, or perhaps they just sell a smaller cultivar?

I lose my absolute shit every time I get the chance to buy a Meyer lemon precisely because they’re small and less likely to go bad before I can use them up

Also I use key limes like regular limes for this reason. I don’t even care that they cost more. Throwing out rotten food annoys me so much that it’s worth it

I mean, I fucking would

normal but can be a sign of sleep issues

never tried this myself, but most likely they’ll just steam themselves and not get much of a Maillard reaction going unless you get the pan RIPPING hot (and then good luck unsticking them…)

honestly I would try chucking them in the toaster oven on some parchment paper, on the broil setting to get a light char

am from Pennsylvania. people absolutely cook tomatoes in lard here, because they cook everything in lard here

some idiot whose business depends on extremely niche software that only reliably runs on that exact model of PC, most likely. we’ve all heard the horror stories of 20 year old but otherwise functional, multi-million dollar machinery becoming crippled because the controlling HP Pavilion tower’s motherboard finally ate it

I’ve met 2 people like that, you’re not alone! I love music but y’all are valid

THRASH GRASSSSSS 🤘

except for her husband, who apparently prefers to sow seed in the other melon patch

“…he’s passed…”
i entirely lost my shit laughing lol

i would just use cheap washable paint…

lil friends :]

-washing machine and dishwasher -robot vacuum (it’s not perfect but it greatly increases the amount of time in between necessary manual vacuuming)

your desktop backgrounds I can’t 😂😂😂

I’m currently broke enough that I just rely on the public Xfinitywifi signal and a relative’s Xfinity login. If I need not-weird-captive-portal-internet for something, I bridge and rebroadcast the Xfinitywifi connection using my laptop.

Not exactly pirating but thought this might be a useful anecdote to share