You’ll be given cushy jobs!
You’ll be given cushy jobs!
It glides as softly as a cloud.
If only it were once a year. This year, people started on the 28th of fucking June, and didn’t stop until the goddamn 6th.
If it actually was contained to the 4th, I would be fine with it, but getting woken up by an explosion every night at 1:30am for a week straight, it gets real old, real fast.
If a loud concert or horror movie popped up next door and rattled the houses of an entire neighborhood from 10pm to 2am, I’m pretty sure law enforcement would do something about it.
R.I.P. Wade Boggs.
(Had to double-check his wiki to make sure this reference is still safe to make.)
That’s a fair point, thank you.
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Seriously, where is Trojan and Durex in this shit? It isn’t just going to be pharma birth control mixed up in this once the conception dominoes start falling.
What, haven’t you all spent three months to grow one head of lettuce? Just skip breakfast for breakfast and eat cereal for dinner!
Missing: Jumbo
Which often led to visible confusion, as people could hear John Cena, but not see him.
The airlines should offer a compromise, like putting all minorities at the back of the plane. /s
Naw, musta been Warm Bodies.
Available, for free, on PlutoTV currently:
Also on Peacock, if anyone reading this has it.
Just be aware with this technique that going to the ER to patch up your sliced open finger is probably more distracting than the sound of the can opening.
I disagree, he should kill them…
With kindness!
I was going to say, far better to be expelled out of the country than out a window.
They do. Personally, I think it makes the most sense, in regards to instance news like this, to put a pinned and locked post on the actual platform you’re talking about, and then put a discord or matrix or whatever off-site link in the body of the post for those who wish to discuss. That’s what a lemmy.zip admin did recently, and I think it worked well.
With that said, I think that a companion pet can often help one make those changes. Since it sounds like money and allergies are a bit of an issue, I would suggest looking at rats. They are incredibly loyal and affectionate, clean, intelligent. They only live about 2-3 years, which sucks, but if you find that pet ownership isn’t for you (and it’s okay if it isn’t), you aren’t beholden to an animal that will live 4-5 times as long.
No, good sir, I’m on the level.