xkcd #3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure
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A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3138/
Can still work as long as you use the same ruler and just use referenced measurements.
That 8” mark though 😂