xkcd #3165: Earthquake Prediction Flowchart
Title text:
At least people who make religious predictions of the apocalypse have an answer to the question ‘Why didn’t you predict any of the other ones that happened recently?’
Transcript:
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3165/
The world’s seismologists: “We’ve figured it out! The next earthquake will be”
Me: “Nope not listening”