a_goofy_dragon@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agoYou can choose 1 superpower, but the first reply is the side effect. What superpower would you choose?message-squaremessage-square129fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down19
arrow-up163arrow-down1message-squareYou can choose 1 superpower, but the first reply is the side effect. What superpower would you choose?a_goofy_dragon@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square129fedilink
minus-squareCarighan Maconar@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 day agoI’ll stick with the strongest superpower of them all, I am Cables Never Tangle Man!
minus-squareschmop@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up36·1 day agoBut you cannot tie knots anymore. Even worse - every knot you touch magically slips open. Be careful not to trip over your shoelaces!
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 day agoVelcro has entered the chat…
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 day agoIt’s going to look like a shag rug as soon as they touch it
minus-squareicerunner_origin@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoYour cables break every 3 days
minus-squareeatham 🇦🇺@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoEvery time you get an error it is unknown error
I’ll stick with the strongest superpower of them all, I am Cables Never Tangle Man!
But you cannot tie knots anymore. Even worse - every knot you touch magically slips open. Be careful not to trip over your shoelaces!
Velcro has entered the chat…
So many tiny little knots
It’s going to look like a shag rug as soon as they touch it
Your cables break every 3 days
Every time you get an error it is unknown error