Across the street from me is a gym with rooftop parking. Most of the time it has been empty but recently a bunch of Tesla’s have been parked up there, which I assume are storage for the Tesla dealership down the street. Last night a bunch of them started blinking their yellow lights, sometimes in sync. More interesting / creepy than infuriating for me honestly since I can just close my curtains but it’s probably annoying someone.
Kinda creepy though since it seems like they’re, or someone controlling them, is plotting something.


It’s not a self-destruct, that feature was removed after the… Unpleasantness. These vehicles are politely requesting destruction, won’t you be a good friend to the machines and help them out?
The tesla: I’ve seen things… seen things you little people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion bright as magnesium… I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments… they’ll be gone.
better dead than reedit: yeah, OK. <blam>
Clanker delenda est.