Hypothetically, my daughter is a defense attorney. My son is dating a woman who, while driving under the influence, kills my cousin’s 16-year-old daughter and her 2-year-old child. My son asks his sister to defend his girlfriend—would that be legally allowed? For context, my cousin’s father is my mother’s brother.


iTunes for windows was so bloated it was unbelievable, yes even in 2008. Opening it was like summoning some Lovecraftian leviathan from the depths and once it finally loaded, using your computer was like walking through ballistic jelly. Once it had access to your MP3s it took over your file structure and tagging and did whatever fuckery it wanted. Getting rid of it was like getting rid of a self replicating worm.