return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 days agoIt's 2026, which tech did you realistically think we would have by now?message-squaremessage-square88fedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down13
arrow-up172arrow-down1message-squareIt's 2026, which tech did you realistically think we would have by now?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 days agomessage-square88fedilink
minus-squareRouthinator@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·20 hours agoGuillotines and a lineup of billionaires in straight jackets
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up7·20 hours agoReally fancy guillotines, with Internet Access, Bluetooth, and AI, of course. “I’m Alan, your Virtual Execution Assistant. I can offer you a choice of a Last Cigarette, or Last Words, which would you like to choose?”
minus-squaresawdustprophet@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours ago“Quick and painless, or slow and horrible?”
Guillotines and a lineup of billionaires in straight jackets
Really fancy guillotines, with Internet Access, Bluetooth, and AI, of course.
“I’m Alan, your Virtual Execution Assistant. I can offer you a choice of a Last Cigarette, or Last Words, which would you like to choose?”
“Quick and painless, or slow and horrible?”