So, on Reddit (not a good place, I know), the most upvoted comment to a post saying “You get a call from a woman and it makes you angry. Who is she?” was “Ellen ‘Degenerate’”. (Their words, not mine). Since it was hugely upvoted, why is she so bad? All I know is that she is a talk show host and a lesbian.


She and her wife, Portia de Rossi, live here in the Cotswolds, Oxfordshire. A couple of months ago at the local Coop in Burford, they repeatedly hit my heels with their stupid shopping trolly. When I turned around to point this out, I couldn’t help noticing 18 cans of Faxe lager in their cart PLUS 6 bags of crisps, and some items that looked like sex toys.