• ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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    9 hours ago

    A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”

    He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”

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      8 hours ago

      gross and demeaning.

      no one wants penis on all the door handles. If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.

      • jdr@lemmy.ml
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        1 hour ago

        There’s no sign saying you can’t use your wang to open the door. It’s just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.

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        7 hours ago

        I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

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          7 hours ago

          “look at me working hard so I can be lazy!”

          what about the tool box? the shop door, the pen in the office, a high five to a child, or a handshake. Anyone who doesnt wash their hands is getting nasty shit on surfaces all day long.