https://xkcd.com/2867

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It’s not just time zones and leap seconds. SI seconds on Earth are slower because of relativity, so there are time standards for space stuff (TCB, TGC) that use faster SI seconds than UTC/Unix time. T2 - T1 = [God doesn’t know and the Devil isn’t telling.]

    • randy@lemmy.ca
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      11 months ago

      I really wish that list would include some explanations about why each line is a falsehood, and what’s actually true. Particularly the line:

      The software will never run on a space ship that is orbiting a black hole.

      If the author has proof that some software will run on a space ship that is orbiting a black hole, I’d be really interested in seeing it.

      • kurwa@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        I got to “The day before Saturday is always Friday” and I was like waaaa?

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      11 months ago

      This one is good (or evil, depends on how you see it):

      Human-readable dates can be specified in universally understood formats such as 05/07/11.

      • elvith@feddit.de
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        11 months ago

        That one’s really good.

        Which one is it?

        • July 5th 2011
        • May 7th 2011
        • July 11th 2005
        • November 7th 2005

        And is it 2011/2005 or rather 1911/1905, 1811/1805,…?