This mildly infuriated me and I felt the need to share my mild infuriation.
I can’t blame the pig. It was just being a pig. I can’t blame the way they have the pens set up, that’s for the benefit of the pigs. I can’t even blame myself because I wasn’t even looking in that direction when it happened.
I want someone to pin fault on, damn it! I need closure! I had to wait until my daughter was done on the rides to get a shower and someone needs to pay!
Having porkchops for dinner?
That would just put the blame on some other poor pig.
Then buy that pig and make the pork out of it!
Big Pork had embarked on a new, urine-oriented guerrilla marketing strategy.
Sounds a bit too radical
What a disgusting comment to make.
Pigs are living and feeling beings just like you and I.
It’s not our fault they taste so good.
Blame it on my cat Odin. I blame pretty much everything on him cuz he’s just a dumb little guy who can take it. Besides it’s not like he cares.
CURSE YOU ODIN!
(Oh shit, now I’m not going to go to Valhalla!)
Were you planning to die fighting with a weapon in your hands? I think that’s the requirements to get in.
I wasn’t not planning to die that way…
You could blame yourself for not looking in that direction. 🤷
I’m not psychically attuned to peeing pigs!
And now you are - life is mysterious and absolutely wonderful sometimes!
Not with that attitude
I think you can sign up for FarmersOnly now.
We’re all here for you buddy. Embrace it so you can get through it. Let it sink in, but not literally, or maybe it already has
I think that getting peed on by an animal at a county fair is one of the entrance requirements for 4-H, so you can now check that one off the list.
It was a freak occurrence. I hesitate to call it an accident because the pig is probably not incontinent.
Pin the blame on the donkey.
Luckyy
hilarious
Nobody needs to be at fault. Nobody needs to pay. It’s just a thing that happened. You’ll still wake up tomorrow.
Sure… if I survive whatever plague the pig pee gave me I’ll wake up tomorrow.
I would have at least have them show me their badge and complained to their superior
I’m not some sort of pig Karen!
I don’t think exploiting pigs at a fair can ever be for the benefit of the pigs.
Blame the assholes who exploit pigs for money.
