- I expect we’ll see a D-Day style mobilization from the UK by tomorrow morning. - Funnily enough Brits waged 3 wars already for the cods. Against Iceland of all countries. Best of all, Iceland won all three - each time they announced they will leave NATO, rendering the critical GIUK gap infrastructure defunct and each time Uncle Sam immediately told Brits to shut up and eat the L. 
 
- “Cry ‘Haddock!’ and let slip the dogs of war.” - The cods of war! 
 
- We must protect the haddock at all costs! - Turning them into food doesn’t seem much like protecting 
 
- Taking fish away from the Brits?! Now you’re trully fucked. - Brits’ initial reaction, though.  
- This is truly an outrage. 
 
- That’s 1 step too fucken far mate, gone n took the piss haven’t you 
- The Swedish will get their revenge for 1648 and force the British to switch from fried haddock to pickled herring. - Here is an alternative Piped link(s): - Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. - I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub. 
 
- What fish will we buy from the chippie? - Sardines 
 
- This is the best summary I could come up with: 
 - British fish and chips could be under threat if Vladimir Putin’s Russian government goes ahead with ripping up a longstanding agreement with the UK. - The Russian government is said to be ready to terminate a decades-old deal with the UK that allows British boats to fish in the Barents Sea - leading to an accusation that it is “weaponising food”. - Russian newspaper Izvestiya reported that the country’s agriculture ministry has submitted draft legislation to ban the UK from the key fishing grounds famous for cod and haddock. - But the latest move from Russia over the Barents Sea might not have a huge impact on UK chippies as more fish comes from Norwegian waters nearby, Mr Crook said. - German Zverev, president of the All-Russian Association of Fisheries, told Izvestiya that the 1956 agreement is predominantly one-sided and does not have similar benefits for Russia. - It comes as Russia continues its invasion of Ukraine, with foreign minister Sergei Lavrov warning of “mounting nuclear risks” at a press conference on Thursday. 
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