Institutions need a place to live, too!

Thank God we’re the good guys!

They’re now saying that temperature was a sensor anomaly.

I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

Imagine that being your hero.

When I think of superhuman origins, I think of a 5’7 elderly Indian man.

Truly the beacon of freedom in the Middle East.

There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.

Also immortal. And hypersexual.

Honestly, it must just feel like the whole world is against them.

$10 says it happened once.

Though it also looks like a pretty sparse crowd relative to the recent pro-Palestinian rallies in Israel.

That’ll show 'em.

He’s pasty white, but one of his personalities is black.

Also, hair stylists really should be more specific. You said you style hair, suddenly there’s a difference!?

That makes so much sense.

For every you, there’s a woman who feels compelled to pet me because of my beard. I’ll take that trade-off.

Nice work! That show makes me want to incorporate more folding fans into my wardrobe.