I’d happily take him out for ice cream. And give him my 43 cents (inflation is a bitch,)
“Do you want to know what I think about Israel.”
“Of course!”
“Okay. Tell your goons not to shoot me; so I can express it properly.”
“uh…”
“The only way to fully express my feelings on your support for Israel, is to punch you in the face.”
“…”
“Try the Swedish garden party. It’s amazing.”
(Goddammit this reminds me that Izzy’s Ice cream didn’t survive the pandemic. Their Swedish Garden Party was amazing. Vanilla ice cream with lingonberry jam and ginger snap cookies.)
I’d happily take him out for ice cream. And give him my 43 cents (inflation is a bitch,)
“Do you want to know what I think about Israel.” “Of course!”
“Okay. Tell your goons not to shoot me; so I can express it properly.”
“uh…”
“The only way to fully express my feelings on your support for Israel, is to punch you in the face.”
“…” “Try the Swedish garden party. It’s amazing.”
(Goddammit this reminds me that Izzy’s Ice cream didn’t survive the pandemic. Their Swedish Garden Party was amazing. Vanilla ice cream with lingonberry jam and ginger snap cookies.)