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abbadon420@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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  • NoughtE@lemmy.world
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    Operating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.

    • Hellfire103@sopuli.xyz
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      Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.

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        Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.

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          I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.

          fucking casuals.

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            A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.

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              I don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish

              • Jmr@lemmy.world
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                Really? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1

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                Fish can be bloated, too.

    • Lux (it/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      https://xkcd.com/378/

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        I already deployed my code while these “real programmers” were arguing about what to use. I’m getting a bonus in January. :)

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