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abbadon420@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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  • Krafting@lemmy.world
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    Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.

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      I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.

      fucking casuals.

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        A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.

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          I don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish

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            Really? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1

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            Fish can be bloated, too.

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