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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Added Bugs to Keep my job

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Added Bugs to Keep my job

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    “various changes”

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      Initial commit

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      I have on multiple occasions done a much more verbose variant of that: “I genuinely cannot remember what I changed”

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    Fix tpyo

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    “Improve performance by removing a function that never did anything” the story of my life

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    “Eigentlich fertig” was for an IP subnet calculator that I programmed with a fellow student

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      Und uneigentlich? :D

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    “If you are reading this, you are in the wrong branch.”

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    “i cant believe this works i think”

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    “idk what happened but it works fine now”

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    “Forgot to commit changes lol”

    I also apparently forgot append was a thing

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    “fixed”

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    “Updated README”

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    I’m ashamed… It’s simply “bump deps”

    Did I also touch some code and tests connected to dependency updates. Yes.

    Did I document any of that? No.

    Did I spend more time writing this comment the thinking about the commit. Most definitely.

    Will I be bisecting to this commit after our next deploy and cursing at myself? Probably.

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    deleted by creator

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    “Added missing lifecycle blocks”

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    this is terrible, will rewrite later

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    see #234

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