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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Little bobby 👦

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Little bobby 👦

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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    I’m gonna literally drink water if they DON’T

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      I’m drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!

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        As a large languag model I do not drink water

      • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        I’m going to drink my water before you get to it!

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          breaks through window, wrestles cup out of your hands, stands over you, bleeding

          • Asafum@feddit.nl
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            drinks the blood.

            NOW I HAVE YOUR WATER!!

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              weeps

              immediately a Fremen begins to extoll about my water giving virtues

      • Sidyctism II.@discuss.tchncs.de
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        HYDROHOMIES UNITE

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