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minus-squarepmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 hours agoPuffy: “This concludes today’s lesson. Go have some fun outside for once. And get some food. We’re out.” Girl and Penguin leave the hideout. Penguin: “What’s the plan?” Girl: “I have an idea.” Machine junkyard. Penguin: “This is your idea of fun?” Girl: “I’ve been coming here for a while now…” *NOISE" Penguin: “Did you hear that?” Girl: “Probably a landslide… Or… A MACHINE GHOST!” Penguin: “A WHAT?!” … Girl: “Master never told you?” Penguin: “No…?” Girl: “Some say the spirits of abandoned machines haunt all who dare enter!” Penguin: GULP “Really?” Girl: “I’m just messing with you.” NOISE Girl: “Maybe we should go…” Penguin: “Agreed.” A machine walks up. Penguin and Girl are shook. The machine turns out to be just a boy with horns. Boy: “Hi!” Penguin: “You’re not a ghost!” Boy: “Nope! Just a boy looking for some things for my game.” … Girl is enamored. Boy: “You guys wanna try it?” Penguin: “A game?! Yes!” Penguin to Girl: “What is wrong with you?” Girl, Boy, Penguin play homebrew pong and have a good time. Penguin and Girl walk home. Penguin: “You saw he was wearing a skirt, right?”
minus-squarebbpngn@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 hours agoNice! Built them accessible and the beauty will come
Puffy: “This concludes today’s lesson. Go have some fun outside for once. And get some food. We’re out.”
Girl and Penguin leave the hideout.
Penguin: “What’s the plan?”
Girl: “I have an idea.”
Machine junkyard.
Penguin: “This is your idea of fun?”
Girl: “I’ve been coming here for a while now…”
*NOISE"
Penguin: “Did you hear that?”
Girl: “Probably a landslide… Or… A MACHINE GHOST!”
Penguin: “A WHAT?!”
…
Girl: “Master never told you?”
Penguin: “No…?”
Girl: “Some say the spirits of abandoned machines haunt all who dare enter!”
Penguin: GULP “Really?”
Girl: “I’m just messing with you.”
NOISE
Girl: “Maybe we should go…”
Penguin: “Agreed.”
A machine walks up.
Penguin and Girl are shook.
The machine turns out to be just a boy with horns.
Boy: “Hi!”
Penguin: “You’re not a ghost!”
Boy: “Nope! Just a boy looking for some things for my game.”
…
Girl is enamored.
Boy: “You guys wanna try it?”
Penguin: “A game?! Yes!”
Penguin to Girl: “What is wrong with you?”
Girl, Boy, Penguin play homebrew pong and have a good time.
Penguin and Girl walk home.
Penguin: “You saw he was wearing a skirt, right?”
Nice! Built them accessible and the beauty will come