Fuck I’m so dumb lmao

I imagine the difference in the cost of living between NYC and upstate New York compensates for that? Median income alone isn’t a super useful metric

Brain fart, disregard

Excuse the paradox, but if you think that you or anyone else isn’t a just kid that got old then you still need to grow the fuck up. Sex and wealth, the two reasons humans have done anything at all for millennia.

The funnest vegetable

Isn’t this a plot point in The Kingsman?

Lmao, I’m detecting a pattern here. I’m tagging this guy “flag confused”

Most fake flower smells do it. I’d just go ham

Huh, I don’t think they carry that one at my grocery store. They do carry salami mouthwash though

This conversation has literally the same dynamic as the one one between Biff and Marty’s dad in the first Back to the Future movie. Not exactly a healthy dynamic. I would either draw some lines or fuck off, find a new apartment, whatever’s easier. Shit like that isn’t worth dealing with

Damn that’s actually a pretty good definition. Huh

SOURCE??!

Lol, careful, this joke is dangerously subtle for lemmy

Alternatively, instead of using the “very” prefix, you can use the “as fuck” suffix. Check it out: Noisy as fuck. Tasty as fuck. Important as fuck. If you really want to underline your point though, combine them. For example, when you want to express the gravity of the situation or something, say “This situation is very grave as fuck!”. See what I mean? Now that’s what I call very eloquent as fuck prose, shit that’ll suck the air out of the room for sure.

I think I squeezed the fish too hard, what do I do?

When my cast iron started flaking, it was because I was being too gentle with it. Once I began to suspect that that was the case, I decided that from now on if this layer of seasoning isn’t strong enough to withstand my copper scrub pad, then it’s not worthy to be the foundation for the next later of seasoning. I’ve had much better results with this approach.

All terms are made up terms

This is a good one. The use of fallacies doesn’t necessarily void an argument, it just fails to support it logically.

For example, I could craft a perfect, clean, cold-cut argument so water-tight and beautiful that even ben-fucking-shapiro would have a come-to-jesus. Calling my opponent a “dickhead” at the end (ad hominem) doesn’t prove anything, but it doesn’t nullify the entire rest of the argument either. Plus it’s fun.

This is it, you’re not likely to convince the person you’re arguing with (*), but you can convince lurkers.

*You won’t convince them then, they’re too prideful and defensive to accept alternate ideas during the argument. But you might plant a seed of doubt. Overtime, it might grow and and be accompanied by other doubty plants from seeds planted by others along the way, and who knows? They might have a breakthrough someday, and that argument, perhaps from years ago, was a part of it. I’ve been on both sides of this dynamic myself online and in person.

Basically every step of the narcissists prayer is attempted gaslighting

That didn’t happen. And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. And if it was, that’s not a big deal. And if it is, that’s not my fault. And if it was, I didn’t mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.

Weird Al wrote a song about this