So disingenuous of you.

You mean intentionally left the surface I was on, or do you mean jumped as in got startled?

I’ve jumped around a lot… ADHD makes it tricky for me not to be bouncy, sometimes

Been startled, though? It’s been a good while…

Being fair, that might fly with you but I know of short statured people who get really upset at being labelled a dwarf.

Each person is individual, of course… Its hard to say something that won’t upset someone.

Golden Gaytimes are brilliant

There’s a photo of me when I’m about 3 playing Sonic on the Megadrive when it came out… I don’t recall games before that

People broke into our house while we were upstairs with our 1 week old baby, at 1am. They took our keys and our car. We have 4 kids. No way to get them to school or me to work.

Turned out they were aged between 15 and 17 and got a slap on the wrist. We got an insurance payout and a different car.

Ridiculous.