In current US, he’s probably going to have to transition.

Their god wants to destroy the US?

I was thinking of something like the Piccolo. But I admit I absolutely haven’t researched that market. So I don’t really know what’s available.

Get a pocket pc, probably. And only use the phone for what strictly requires it.

It’ll likely end up being more comfortable from a usability standpoint than it is now anyway.

The eagles probably play something with an egg or with feathers (or both maybe?). Seems logical. Can’t really help you with the rest though. It’s far too specialised for me.

Nobody’s got that kind of time any more.

Nipples and foreskin must be removed at birth. To prevent mass hysteria.

Windows didn’t work, linux did.

3.11 and Slackware respectively.

As they mature on your disk, the quality slowly increses. Although after a while, videos get overripe and eventually dissolve in a mess of macro blocks. That’s why it’s important to know when to move them to cold storage.

Absolutely, have someone else eat it.

Like, definitely not a full screen window. Have they changed that yet?

Not if you just slap a sticker on them. It’s also cheaper that way.

What? But the rapture was last night, didn’t anyone tell them?

Finally making road trips an adventure again!

Well, at least it can’t get any worse.

(to the faint echo of “hold my beer” coming from Limewire’s direction, probably)

“end-to-end encrypted, AI-powered file sharing platform”

Wut?

Thanks for the pointer,I’ll look for it.

Because of universe expansion. (I guess industrialisation also works)

I’m not sure what limewire is, and I have no idea what that festival is… so, good job everyone (just in case)!

edit: that transit app website is the worst marketer crap I have ever stepped in, scrolled so many fucking pages of artistic empty-words and vision speak and still have NO FUCKING CLUE what the app does.

I have to concur. They probably hired some kind of marketing guy that convinced them it had to be done that way.

At least it’s from Canada and not the US…

That being said, I’m not going to use it. I’ll just rely on my local public transportation’s app. The whole thing is financed by the region (transport ticket sales only account for a small part of the cost of the whole thing, as is the case in most places), so I’m ok with it…