Because a country can assign whoever they want to be their representative, even if it makes a farce of the whole thing.

The majority of people who happen to be in cities aren’t helped by your setup.

Just microwave it if you’re in a hurry.

If it was the only bad thing about Microsoft, it would be pretty great though.

Linux could be unix if someone wanted to pay to have it certified. It’s meaningless.

And snail trails.

Obviously. By now, they have selected for unkillable Cubans.

Just go back to gopher.

Exactly. It’s a variant of “military grade” for those products where it would sound odd.

What else are they going to run? beOs?

I’ve never thought of using those for cutting pie, but I can see that it ought to work fairly well.

Same, and Star Office before it (and Applix before that). All on Linux (and other Unixes).

And it can even defuse the bomb at site B while you’re making dinner.

Decoration, apparently. Or a fashion accessory, maybe.

I make some Marmite sandwiches, just to annoy the Aussies.

Looks great for my blog!

Who?

Sun was such a useful contributor to the ecosystem and they fucking trashed absolutely everything. It’s a miracle that so much stuff could be saved.

I’m sure that it’s quite common worldwide. We’re probably missing out on a lot of competent people because of that.

s/killall/pkill/