Look, I’m all for fuck AI, but this isn’t that.

Hell some of them ARE kids

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing to not put it in a fruit salad.

I’m not sure he’s developed object permanence. He may have forgotten Iran exists because he saw Cuba instead

Because it’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

Terror plot? Fuck right off

For me, it was the gameplay. I felt like I was walking through molasses or acting in slow motion every time I did something. I know that was 100% their intention, but it was just really off-putting to me personally

That sounds like a great combo

Tracking

“I’ve made a huge mistake”

-America, 2025

From Goodfellas, that’s where my mind went.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw

I don’t know how he did it, but I felt so uncomfortable during that scene lol

I’m getting strong Marta vibes from arrested development with this one

For those who don’t get it https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/31/donald-ivana-trump-cemetery-golf-course-taxes

WKRP in Cincinnati

Newman’s Own. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newman’s_Own

No matter how many bad people are waiting to take his place, one less Putin in the world is a net positive.

“you didn’t see graphite on the roof because it isn’t there. This man is ill take him to the infirmary”

Classic USSR/GOP tactic.

Okay brainworm, go intentionally get the measles and let us watch you for the next 6 months so we see how safe it is.

I read somewhere he was locked in a crate, so likely starvation