BagOfHeavyStones

I have to do it just walking around the house. If I’m not in the room for a minute and suddenly appear my wife gets scared. I’m not intentionally quiet, but I walk gently most of the time. I’ve joked that I need to get a bell around my neck.

(Just checking if this federates. Edit: it did immediately.)

Hopefully PieFed will do that one day. In the mean time they combine comments from all posts with the same link, which is half way there.

Gluteus overhang?

I know someone who drinks a few litres of gin a week. They seem impervious.