BruceTwarzen

Yeah, one would really think

Not the pedophile. I’m so disappointed

Or national hero, depending on who you ask

Religion is wild. When i tell people that i don’t drink alcohol they think it’s either for religious reason or because i’m a former alcoholic. When i tell them that i simply don’t like it, i’m weird. Somehow it’s less weird to not drink because of some pedo magic man from the past said i’m not allowed to.

Why even invent the car when horse so much faster?

We gotta make everything reddit. What does the narwhal bacon here? I vote opossum and curry. Is that le random enough?

I used to listen to his podcast. It was never the podcast i was really looking forward to, but it was a good filler. I havend listened to it in like a year or two, and i don’t miss it at all. It was kinda just noise after a while.

I watched return of the body snatchers when i was around 8. The movie itself doesn’t scare me anymore at all, but the feeling i had when i had when i had to run home at night still haunts me.

It’s nice when you get some help, but ihelp in the form of aomeone being forced to be your little house slave is weird as shit

I love the notion of: we leu us getting scammed by big corporations like good little puppies and WE LIKED IT.

Yeah but they measure in feet and cheesburgers.

Why bother complaining somewhere else?

My dad always acts like i’m close to dying because i’m vegan. I work out every day, he eats meat 3 times a day and even his vegetables are unhealthy as fuck. He’s so overweight that getting into his car is super exhausting. Pretty weird if someone like that gives you tips on how to eat right.

Corporation polluter the planet, therefore we should be allowed to torture animals. You got it boy

In other words, humans are assholes

It’s delicious, therefore we should torture it and eat it. People are the worst.

Muss!

Are you actually mentally ill?

Bro is too dumb to use a trash bag and complains on the internet

He plans it? Thinking about it? Promise it? Yeah i’m sure he’s working really hard