I’m not offended by dicks either. I am annoyed if they charge at me like a bunch of roman phalanx hoplites.

What about a group of women charging at you, breasting boobily?

I tell my wife the same answer when she asks what’s my favorite thing about her.

My answer is always, “I’m just happy to be here!”

I heard this in my head like Andy Kaufman.

Woman: (shows her beautiful knockers)

You: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ymMyY4GNAE

I had to think about this and I just realized I’m not a self butt grabber. I do fondle my mud flaps periodically. But I also squeeze my wife’s badonkadonk and her over the shoulder boulders.

Boob pillows are amazing.

I had gay friends who also look at boobs when they see it.

In their drunkest, they were also willing to motor boat them.

¥1590/month.

Rough $11/month in freedom dollars. That’s not bad!

Still pricey for a solo use. What is your use cases? Lurking or a frequent poster?

They literally explained their backstory.

They rub one out then reply. It’s not rocket science.

I switched to Linux a few years ago and you are not wrong.

Windows is a nightmare with directory organization.

Saved games can go:

• My Documents/
• My Documents/Games
• My Documents/My Games
• <app>/saved-games

Why don’t you want to vote for the felon rapist who has a history of racist comments and has taken money from corporations and foreign government over the Cop lady?

Missed opportunity to send them a link to this post.

When I think of a quiet relaxed dog, I do think Chihuahua.

Yep.

My deductibles were crazy when I was in college working in fast food. Something like $8k. I was making like $30k a year.

Today, it’s like $4k. I make multipliers of that.

Y’all remember Pidgin?

That proggie was the bomb for all your AOL, ICQ, MSN, etc so you can keep up with your homies while you update your live journal.

So… everyone instead just went to Bluesky and Threads where sign-up links were provided rather than directory links and manifestos.

Wild! This was my exact thought as I was signing up for Mastadon. I spent like 15 minutes figuring out what Mastadon is, what server to join, what each server means. Then I did the thing like I did with Lemmy and created half a dozen accounts waiting to see which server gave me my “Account Created” email first.

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Everything a personal attack for you?

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Unhelpful because it happens so frequently?

Police can lie. And because OP has added to the potential crime scene, they are now a potential person to interrogate.

Do it anonymously.