Always have money for killing brown people, yay murica.

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

Drop leaflets to them which say “surrender and we won’t send you back to NK”, simple.

They believe their side has a right to those lands because they are gods chosen people, according to their own religion. Without religion what excuse would they have to commit genocide against “the others”? Those lands have been fought over for thousands of years, and every one of those battles was against non-believers.

How about we all stop pretending god is real and help each other before it’s too late?

“Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?”

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”- The Beatles

I used the paper towel method for years but lately I’ve had nothing but problems with it. How long do healthy seeds take before they have germination problems caused by age?

I’ve wondered for a while if the breakdown is caused by living on our phones, Covid separation, government and mass media divisiveness, or some brain empathy destroying component in our water we haven’t discovered yet. Or a combination of all, because holy shit.

Do the truffle shuffle!

Where is that Guatemalan migrant caravan that was supposed to show up and “tek er jerbs” around the last election time?

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Dude I already picked that spot

What a loser.

“Sexual affairs with a 17yo” aka Statutory Rape.

Probably? This is textbook for these people. Every accusation from Conservatives is an admission of guilt.

Fascists gonna fasc.

When asked about the letter, Ecuador stated “Yo, I can’t read this shit”.

It’s New York, he has to post the 83M before he can appeal in a civil case. They don’t let deadbeats waste their court time.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL