Would you rather cum from a bunch of toys for $3K total or one $3K sex toy that should in theory be mind blowing?

Onerous: (of a task, duty, or responsibility) involving an amount of effort and difficulty that is oppressively burdensome.

It was too hard to give the voters what 58% voted for, 1 week of mandatory vacation a year, so they didn’t. Fuck you poors.

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These people have law degrees, and some of them are partially educated. It’s amazing to me someone could type this up and send it to other people without the embarrassment of looking like a fucking moron stopping them.

5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

Does lemmy have punchablefaces yet?

Slava Ukraini

We will celebrate his death day.

Fair game to collect life insurance on miscarriages now right? My wife has one every month or so, and why yes, I am the beneficiary.

Open season on the tasty meat creatures

It’s one of those “shithole” states he doesn’t acknowledge

Always have money for killing brown people, yay murica.

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

Drop leaflets to them which say “surrender and we won’t send you back to NK”, simple.

They believe their side has a right to those lands because they are gods chosen people, according to their own religion. Without religion what excuse would they have to commit genocide against “the others”? Those lands have been fought over for thousands of years, and every one of those battles was against non-believers.

How about we all stop pretending god is real and help each other before it’s too late?

“Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?”

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”- The Beatles

I used the paper towel method for years but lately I’ve had nothing but problems with it. How long do healthy seeds take before they have germination problems caused by age?

I’ve wondered for a while if the breakdown is caused by living on our phones, Covid separation, government and mass media divisiveness, or some brain empathy destroying component in our water we haven’t discovered yet. Or a combination of all, because holy shit.