His headshot absolutely horrified me as a kid.

The great water wars opened up a lot of jobs. I was a blood bag for a while, good dental plan but worked outdoors way too often.

As someone living in your walls you snore quite loudly. You should get a CPAP machine you’ll feel much better in the morning.

You don’t remember the hit Star Wars character Floorp Shitto?

The water is hosting algae

It sucks but they do have an audience. I have older family members who swear ChatGPT has a “personality” because it will reply when they thank it.

Yeah it’s like YouTube views but imagine it only counted people who were paying for YouTube Premium.

Premium Xitter subscriptions and Elon artificially inflating your numbers.

If only there was a way to charge per visit. Something like a digital billboard.

I’m bringing one of these to the next family BBQ

RIP David Koch you would’ve loved this one.

Most self-aware European

Edit: Well shit

I read it as, “That’s enough internet today I should go outside and let the woods embrace me”.

Oh so now we’re blaming the goats

He’s absolutely fried his brain on nitrous

Are they going to revert the changes in a few weeks when Musk loses interest? Seems like a huge loss of website traffic for some Elon virtue signaling.

Yeah I’d be curious to see a graph with inflation accounted for.

My therapist said to stop talking like a streamer chat is this real?

Drop a tungsten rod from space and have it land on your leggings.

The US is part of the world.