I haven’t enjoyed a CoD since the first MW2.

I’ve been polyamorous (multiple romantic and sexual partners) for over 25 years, has worked great for me.

Shhhhh, he might learn that Tariffs are taxes on the consumer.

It’s been 30 years, but I still read it as “Un Ionized”. Damn you Mr. Johnson, my high school chemistry teacher!

You’re gonna be like Captain Hook. Old. Alone. Done for.

I have a perspective girlfriend. She sees things I do not. That’s why we get along.

https://youtu.be/0uuCNAwXGaQ

Oh my gosh, bad phrasing on my part. My sister, my soon to be wife and I. As in 3 people.

Regrettably my sister and I have a lot of tattoos, and we haven’t found any onsens that will let people with tattoos in. Oh well!

I learned Japanese when I was in college, and I’ve been to Haneda airport a few times, but I’ve never visited the country itself. I’m most interested in the history, the people, temples and culture.

Those are both great suggestions, thanks!

A self handjob is only one cent, so jack off 100 times?

I think you should probably reduce your dose to about half of what you’re currently on.

The fourth estate is now no longer the fourth estate. It has been overtaken by greed and capitalism. The real stories are here, where people who are willing to think for themselves live.

I know that at the time it was known as the crying Indian ad, for sure, but would you mind putting in parentheses (Native American) to clarify?

Something about the beers and the bees, but I’m too drunk to care now.

I love to end my sentences with a proposition, you wanna fuck?

I agree, but I think it also depends on the kind of monitor you have. For the blue, it’s almost cyan, but a little too dark.

Clever and appropriate. You win.

They made a documentary about it years ago. It’s called Idiocracy