I make a “me” soup every time I take a bath.

Yeah. He also had an awesome helicopter.

Poblano, you heathen.

Man, I fight hard against lucid dreaming. I much prefer letting my brain do whatever wacky shit it wants to do.

The death penalty is incredibly stupid for more than one reason.

1. If someone committed a crime that egregious, they should be punished every day, and you should help them live as long as possible.
2. So many innocent people are put to death because our system for determining guilt is far from righteous, or right.
3. You don’t talk about Fight Club.

I smoked for 30 years, but when I moved to a different state, the day I moved is the day I quit smoking. It worked super well. Haven’t smoked since.

Saw a farmer walk out of the voting area at the polling place locally wearing an “I voted to Make America Great Again”.

I feel you bro. My youngest brother passed in August.

I used to have 7. Down to 4.

It’s sad that the Israeli people are participating in the same kinds of acts perpetrated against the Jewish people across thousands of years, and even celebrating it. I know it’s not all Israeli people, but clearly enough of them that Netanyahu is still in power.

Yep, I cancelled any involvement I have with Bill. Very disappointed in him.

Not a chance in hell.

I haven’t enjoyed a CoD since the first MW2.

I’ve been polyamorous (multiple romantic and sexual partners) for over 25 years, has worked great for me.

Shhhhh, he might learn that Tariffs are taxes on the consumer.

It’s been 30 years, but I still read it as “Un Ionized”. Damn you Mr. Johnson, my high school chemistry teacher!

You’re gonna be like Captain Hook. Old. Alone. Done for.

I have a perspective girlfriend. She sees things I do not. That’s why we get along.

https://youtu.be/0uuCNAwXGaQ

Oh my gosh, bad phrasing on my part. My sister, my soon to be wife and I. As in 3 people.