Clever and appropriate. You win.

They made a documentary about it years ago. It’s called Idiocracy

ITT: Tankies as far as the eye can see.

We are not at war with Iran. Full stop. Congress has to declare war.

Yeah, far too often.

Thank you so much for taking the time to answer all my questions. I really appreciate it!

That’s a great way to look at it. Are there any provisions for severance if there comes a time where that arrangement needs to be terminated?

I also want you to know that in no way am I judging what you do for work, to me it’s just work, but I know a lot of people would have different opinions.

Fascinating. Is there a large age gap? My daughter thought about pursuing this with a guy a couple years ago, but she wanted to get out of sex work so that was a no-go.

Do you enjoy the work, and is it considered “work” on both sides, as in no expectation of romantic intimacy?

Can you define what “companionship” entails?

Well it’s not terribly secret, but I just chill in my backyard with a book and my dogs, on my hammock.

I would love to hear more about your job, without any dangerous details of course.

My month vacation in Japan.

Not really, but I do a lot of giggling when I’m having a funny dream.

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prove it haha ;)

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Like a contented kitty.

It sounds more like you want a badass viking beard. Is your beard white??

It doesn’t matter what other people think of your partner. Only what you think. Fuck the haters.

I mean on purpose. Yes. To be controversial and I was far too trusted so no one called me on my bullshit so I had to tell people that I was full of crap. Unintentionally? No … not that I know of.