Tell them you’re actually a 13 billion year old fire squid in a human skinsuit.

My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw russia forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes.

TV show discussions threads, game-specific forums.

I mean… some decided they don’t like reddit and migrated…

…to Discord

So yea, pick your poison, normies ain’t coming here, the Fediverse is a nerd platform.

Because if republicans release only the democrats on the list, the Democrats will release the full unredacted copy as a form a Mutually Assured Destruction.

Surely the Dems would have been smart enough to keep a copy themselves during the Biden Administration.

Veritasium Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMlf1ELvRzc

Call from a burner phone and give an anonymous report. Even then, if you have the slightest connection with the victim, you will be questioned, and you should shut the fuck up.

I mean idk how the “anonymous call” and the “shut the fuck up” helps if its your bf/gf or parent or child, that went missing. I you’re gonna look very bad to a jury when they hear that you weren’t on any record of having filed a missing person report like very early on, or if you refuse to cooperate with police. I mean this isn’t like you just robbed a store or something, in which case the jury will probably understand why you don’t wanna talk, but like… in this scenario, this is someone close to you that went missing, every jury is gonna have a biased opinion of you for non-cooperation.

Not to mention, the early someone is found, the better chance they are alive.

Yea but like how do you know what the cops are thinking. They could assume its a “self-report” if they can’t find any suspects. I watched a documentary where the boyfriend was immediately their #1 suspect, but thankfully they later found evidence that someone else did it, and that he wasn’t involved with his girlfriend’s disappearance. That could’ve turn out poorly if the cops were being dicks.

The same reason you never hear from what happens inside abusive households until someone from within speaks up (aka: a “defector”)

Edit: As for the follow up questions:

Imagine you live in the “hood” where the authorities doesn’t do shit, and you see someone who’s part of a gang abuse their child, are you gonna go confront them at the risk of getting your whole family shot to death? That’s what MAD is like on the world stage. North Korea has China as an ally, don’t forget about that.

At this point, we’re gonna end up have two “congress”, two “supreme court”, two “president”. Two groups of people having their own definitions and interpretations of what “The Constitution” means.

A Divided States of America

Coming soon in the 2029 season of USA DSA (Divided States of America)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XZ_Utils_backdoor

Bruh

Now I have trust issues with open source programs.

points glock at VLC Media Player

“WHO THE FUCK DO YOU WORK FOR? TRYING TO JUMPSCARE ME?”

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Yes I support the United States Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic 😏

ProtonVPN is free, funded by paid users, but you can’t torrent on free servers and its gonna make your internet slower (I mean obviously they aint gonna give you the fast servers for free).

Beep Boop, nothing to see here 🤖

Switzerland has 4 official languages

The thing about language is that you kinda have to start from a young age. The older you start, the more difficult its gonna get.

I was born in Mainland China, I immigrated to the US before I turned 10. It was difficult at first, but now I speak fluent English (American English) with no noticeable accents according to my classmates in highschool.

I wouldn’t say to “give up”, but like… have realistic expectations.

I’m never gonna learn french or german to nearly as good as a native speaker, not in this lifetime at least. If I hadn’t immigrated that early, I’d never have the same proficiency in English. My brother who’s just a few years older than me is horrible in English. But honestly, he’s an abusive piece of shit that I feel better at the fact that I have better English proficiency than him (sorry to bring up my family drama, I’m going though a lot in life and kinda wanna vent a bit)

Anyways, good luck, its gonna be tough. Try your best 😉

Only rich people can have children /s

Hello, I would like to place one order of Kaczynski

I remember my mother telling me that if I don’t get staright A’s, she was gonna regret it, and my dad told me: “Don’t make me regret fucking your mom last night”. I spend the next 9 months planning for school, and the next 18 years trying so hard to be top of my class. Never had any fun. Wtf even is this “video game” y’all talking about. -10/10 would not recommend.

Please don’t berate your fetus into depression, it’s not worth it. Instead, play baby fetus shark.

Or just wait until the next National Security Advisor drunk text you…