I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.

My dude they’re already here

… Rain Man?!?

“boooo they don’t oppose genocide. You should vote for the other guy who actively supports it instead.”

Fuck off with this disingenuous trolling bullshit.

You should try a healthier hobby, like heroin.

You want to look up “call screening services”. I’m afraid I can’t help more than that, since I personally have never used any.

As it should be

The shingles wouldn’t have stayed over the hole well enough

Rest in peace, Hvaldimir, you magnificent mammal.

There… There aren’t a lot of things that would change that…

Correct! The second part is far more pivotal. You can take two steaks from the same cut, refrain from seasoning them in any way, and broil one while boiling the other. I guarantee you the broiled steak will taste far better.

Not entirely true. While the heat is doing the real heavy lifting, the water as a medium does transfer stuff out of the meat. That’s why boiled meat tastes like shit.

Good ol 77. Truly the best vault.

Well, shit. It never occurred to me to try it with ice cream. Now I know what I’m doing when I get home!

And to answer OP, the last time I made jello was way back in my 20s, with copious amounts of booze in it.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.

I do. It’s the last one.

Their backlog will keep them busy until they retire.

Sexual trafficking child rapist Matt Gaetz.

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They’re being sarcastic.