I would pick something remarkably awful, like Valerian and the World of a Thousand Cities. And at the end of the movie would be a note that says “I have to live with this, and now you do too.”
Never pass up a chance to fuck with future self’s mind.
I would pick something remarkably awful, like Valerian and the World of a Thousand Cities. And at the end of the movie would be a note that says “I have to live with this, and now you do too.”
Never pass up a chance to fuck with future self’s mind.
My Halloween costume is going to be sick this year. But next year I’ll be going as a cancer patient.
911, what’s your emergency?
I found a dead body on the side of the road.
Where are you? I’m sending police to you now.
Uhh, I touched it.
OK, don’t do that. Do you have hand sanitizer?
I may have eaten some.
…
Also, I tripped. I may have slipped inside.
What does that mean?
I…completed.
Listen just stay where you are, police are on their way.
Happy cheesecake day!
Remember when BMW got shit for a subscription for heated seats? Subaru has been doing that shit for some time now.
Can’t be. The internet’s wireless.
Are Lutherans catholic? I went to church a few times with my cousins years and years ago, and they were Lutheran. I snagged communion with them once, my aunt was so mad…
Because the American system provides for a rich ecosystem of middlemen and lobbyists. If we switch to Universal Healthcare, what will they do? Code?
I hate this game so much. I played 3 times yesterday.
That is some masterful forced-perspective. The table looks absolutely massive, and I didn’t believe it was 43cm tall until I saw the other picture.
Plus, my (indoor) cat can’t help but have a loud, boisterous conversation with any cat that wanders through my yard. Usually at 2am while I’m trying to sleep.
This post could have been a link to Reuters. Instead it was a link to a disingenuous conspiracy spreading nutjob. I don’t care what the claims are when they’re filtered through someone like that.
Glenn Greenwald is a right-wing conspiracy huckster. He’s demonstrated enough questionable beliefs to cast shadows on the rest of his work.
I’m kinda interested in what Mars would look like with all that water. Small northern ocean, or small southern continent?
They have these in Amsterdam. Each room comes with its own maid.
You’re already familiar with Kodi, so install that on your Android TV. I have an Nvidia Shield with Kodi, and it just plays movies straight from my server. You should be able to use the TV’s remote to control Kodi without worrying about the VPN.
“He is essential to the war effort!”
I can’t wait until holographic storage comes in spheres, and you have to bring it to an old Gypsy woman if you forget the encryption key.
3 hands of blackjack.
The only reason Tom Petty was in the Wilburys was that George Harrison left his guitar in Petty’s studio, and had to go get it. He brought Petty back with him.
I’m going to say “What is Tom Petty’s studio?”