

I’m a big fan of vinegar. You could pickle all kinds of awful foodstuffs and I’ll eat them.


The shit smearers.


Cucumber, because fuck cucumber.
With the caveat that if it’s small and you pickle it, I’m down.
Besides that, and I can’t express this more clearly, FUCK CUCUMBER. Infects everything it touches, permeates the air, tastes like old water, smells like… Foetid moss or watery algae.
I gather the hatred some people like me carry for pukecumber has a genetic root.


Do you shit in the toilet or the garden?
This is the correct affirmation of his answer.


Rapey Andy





That’s not the bad N word, you know?


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I read your comment then listened to all 7 mins 50 seconds. Perfectly fits the remit and a cracking tune. It’s getting downloaded and going on the list.


I’d be with you if you switched hate for dislike. If you really hate your job at any point, it’s time to look elsewhere. You wouldn’t stay with a person you hate, or do a hobby you hate, or listen to music you hate.


You have to enjoy your job to a certain extent or you’ll grow to hate it. I like my job - I get paid well, have plenty of holidays, they are flexible, there’s bonuses, annual raises, and a good pension.
Do I enjoy the work? Enjoy is a strong word. There’s a thousand other things I’d rather be doing, but I’m good at it, it’s technically demanding, and the people I work with are predominantly nice.
As a caveat, I worked a dozen other jobs that were full of dicks, poorly run, zero prospects etc for 15 years before landing a good job. It’s a long slog, but if you really don’t enjoy it I’d aim to move to something you do enjoy or at least are interested in. It’ll benefit your wellbeing.


Way to generalise. Your attitude is probably a downer for everyone.


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5 to 6.
Would like 10 to 12.


Never heard anyone say that.
What do you mean? Irregular skin stuff doesn’t necessarily signify cancer. It could be a skin tag or a mole or any number of innocuous things. The consensus of strangers is not your best bet.
Sounds like a dick, but my advice remains the same. Not worth your time or worry.
Move on with your life and don’t engage.
I’m in the UK too and I definitely see plenty of moths still. Not as many as summer, but there’s plenty of moths more suited to colder weather.