Woken up by that damn helicopter again.

Where is the question?

If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?

Yes

You don’t need an alibi. You don’t need to provide evidence. You are presumed innocent. The cops need to prove you guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

Unless you’re in the US, then you’re fucked.

“We’re with you, Mister the Kid!”

Bat poop is associated with COVID-19, Ebola, and Marburg viruses.

“Hell is other people”, so I’m guessing we’re on the inside.

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Dumb and Dumber

More than forty years ago, “product” was used at school to mean multiplication. ie, “What is the product of 35 and 41?”

Maybe education systems in different countries used different terms over the years?

My cat snores louder than my human partner.

The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…

“This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.”

My parents migrated to Australia but only spoke German at home, so that’s what I learned. When I started school, they discovered their mistake, and I had to learn English. I remember my father saying for many years, “This is Australia, we speak English in this country”, my younger sister and I weren’t allowed to speak German at home, so I forgot a lot of it. In high school, we had to learn French or German, so it was natural to learn German. So German is both my first and my third language.

When I started school, about six years old.

Bill S Preston, Esquire: “Be excellent to each other”

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I don’t have to dispose of the oil