Tesler delivering poor performance on an extremely delayed rollout: 📉

Tesler’s clearly manipulated stock price: 📈

Gross

🎻

One too many mimosas 🥂, Krusty?

Amphetamines are a helluva drug

This guy gives off strong “youth counselor” vibes.

Pooping his nappy on the fairway

DOGE: “Sounds good to me”

Smoke em if you got em 💨

Teslas are gross

”I have one of the worst memories of all time”

P: “You will do as I say”

T: “Yes”

That’s hot 🔥

So dumb. What a sniveling child.

Vance is Peter Thiel’s Wall Street fuck boi plant 🪴

He wears too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore. I think JD Vance is a whore.

The “nussy” has been aggressively edited

🎵 …and the bone saw’s red glare

the screams filling the air

the sawing of limbs

and the blood everywhere

O say does that bonesaw in hand yet wave?… 🎵

Wharton’s finest

Time to whip out the Sharpie and once again amend the map!