RIP St George

What’s the power level of them big fuckin’ guns, anyway…?

A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations…

…well SHIT.

DNC: Kruger/Voorhees 2028!

I snickered way too hard at this.

Saul Goodman. My typical response when i catch my own is “ducking autocorrupt.”

“I don’t like that question. I don’t LIKE that question. I don’t like THAT question…!”

“Oh, you’re really something aren’t you?”

“I am, and you’re nothing, aren’t you?”

Mr Smarty Pants got destroyed.

He’s Schrodinger’s Christian. Mother fucker is so slippery, getting a straight answer out of him is akin to trying to nail jello to a wall. Good luck.

“What do you mean ‘belief?’ What do you mean by ‘in?’ What does ‘a’ mean?”

That’s one lazy loch ness monsta.

I missed a step; how do i get from race ants to rave ants…?

Not mumbling, CAWing. But yes, as of a week ago, they are.

This goes out to all my fans over at .ml that banned me for laughing at their idea that “Ukraine’s military is days away from collapsing:”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

deep breath

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Iran, NK, Russia and untold kidnapping victims can’t defeat donations? Very wow. Such powerful.

Lol, is NATO in the room with you right now?