Every time I open the fridge and see Sweet Baby Ray’s I have to fight the urge not to squirt some directly into my mouth. Does that count?

“ I was misdirected cause the interchange never intersected leaving me marooned beneath a bloodshot moon.”

Meanwhile, I just want to watch that bizarre video of Kim at the volleyball game again. Drugs aren’t necessary with things like that at our disposal.

He was chasing them with cocaine.