Well good for her.

Uh…thanks JD?

FYI Afroman is a MAGAt. Not as vocal as some but he’s with Donnie.

No. Just no. We’ve got enough shit to rip his name off of in 3 years - let’s not add to the list.

“How could this go wrong?” Said absolutely no one.

Maybe they’re praying for God to take him, like right now.

Oh, it was about States’ Rights.

States’ Rights to have slaves. That last part gets ‘em every time.

So humor me here for a sec. Let’s say Jesus DOES come back and those 4%’ers hit their bets - what are they gonna do with their winnings? Take them to Heaven?

Trump eventually betrays everyone who trusts him.

FTFY

Well shit, when I give it clear instructions it just up and forgets, instead making up its own reality what SHOULD we call it?

Turns out it’s not.

Fuck I hate this timeline.