Good. Let him waste his time on petty shit like this.

Mr Goldfinger would fly arse first from his seat to plug the hole.

£20 says she’s white and racist.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Fuck-all

Most of those are old-timey pre-decimal coins. You only need to know pounds (or quid) and pennies (or pence).

A bob has always been a shilling, hence is not used any more. I’ve never heard of it meaning a pound.

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He would have had to get that past the Senate, which he never really had.

Ruling parties are being flipped all over the world because inflation has been bad since Covid. It’s a pity your only other option was Trump.

There will come a time when Trump is not physically able to keep campaigning. You might not be rid of MAGA come that day, but Trump won’t last forever.

Don’t call yourself an asylum seeker. Generally the rest of the world welcomes American immigrants, but we all get a bit antsy when it comes to helping people who actually need help.

Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.

Nah just trace a picture of Dickbutt.

Also, remember its a conservative trap to blame the terrible withdrawal on Biden. Bush started that war with no objective and no end plan. It’s been sitting there waiting for a one-termer to have the political freedom to call time.

Again. I said I didn’t necessarily think it was false just because it’s in the Telegraph, but neither am I going to trust it to be true.

I suppose that’s… kind?

The Telegraph is the British Conservative Party’s media wing. I’m not saying this isn’t true, but it would come better from someone else.

Do we have a credible source?