D rink yo ur ov alt ine

pfft BWA-HAHAHAHHHAA

I keg so avoid that, however, I’ve had a violent fermentation that Sistine Chapel’d my ceiling as if it were painted by Jackson Pollock.

And cheddar, ya philistines.

A remix will add stuff to the original album version of the song. When the album version has the stuff and it’s removed, that becomes the “radio edit”.

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

No. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!

🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

Dibs on the bike!

Neither. There is an age difference, sure, but an 80 year old woman is a well-lived human adult who can make her own choices. If it were an 80 year old female elf, then possible. Not sure what the age of consent is in elvish customs, or the age of emotional maturity. As for robbing the grave, no, she’s not dead. Robbing the cradle implies young life inside the cradle and there is nothing living in a grave. Now, if the elf provided the woman with prolonged life through elvish ways, then technically, he’s robbing the grave.

The El Camino is a mullet.

Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.

There are Carvels and Cinnabons in the same building in some places. Yeah. Stoner Mecca, my dude. Hope you enjoyed the fuck outta that. Looks killer!

Stop.

“Jesus juice”

“I know this ship like the back of my hand.”

You deserve good things in life.

Refurbished is not second hand. It’s an item that has been returned to the retailer for one reason or another and gone through thorough diagnosis for any existing issues and repaired. You can save money over “new” to buy something that you now know has been scrutinized. Sometimes there may be blemishes, but depending on the product that matters very little.

Not Sure

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